Tag: satire
member name: William Dotani
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November 21, 2008 12:45 PM EST --
Some of you know that I've been hiding and expect this to be clandestine, since I'm nowhere near Washington D.C. Some might say I've done a St. Louis Cardinal sin, . . .
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November 19, 2008 03:48 PM EST --
It was so nice to see Judi J again that I thought I'd ask her something practical, so I said, 'Finish this phrase: America has colorful parades and...' She looked outside to her . . .
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December 17, 2007 03:20 PM EST --
I'm going to step on some toes, but if you're barefoot and not pregnant you deserve it. Of course, if you're a woman from Idaho and you're not at home barefoot, pregnant and cooking then . . .
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January 29, 2008 04:33 PM EST --
Excuse me because I'm sort of flipping out today. Maybe I'm experiencing SAD because WINTER SUCKS! Is there any nice way to say I absolutely detest these 4-letter words: Cold, snow, Bush. They're . . .
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February 04, 2008 02:56 AM EST --
Last week I was sitting in my living room trying to decide if I wanted to meditate or watch the Jerry Springer show when I heard a knock on my front door. Actually I heard two knocks because the Postman . . .
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March 10, 2008 01:09 AM EDT --
'Marge, Marge,' I said trying to use my well known reasonable sanity. but Marge replied, 'You should have notified me of this.' I said, 'Of what?' Marge had Flickertail spit in . . .
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March 12, 2008 04:18 PM EDT --
When I become perfect I'll let you know and remember to give you justice for your cruel words. However, since I'm not perfect and the odds a trillion zillion squared to one that I ever find Delaware . . .
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March 14, 2008 01:13 PM EDT --
I have noticed quite a few Gather articles dealing with dreams in the past two months. Some of the dreams and some of the comments have been pretty wild and sometimes scary. I also dream and my dreams . . .
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March 31, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
The New York State Assembly will vote today on making the Dandelion the State flower. FTD and other florists will start selling bouquets of these flowers today. A State school board official said, 'Student . . .
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July 30, 2008 04:46 PM EDT --
I know that this is hush hush, but I found a manila folder in a shopping cart at Big Lots and what was inside was a short list of possible VP choices. I'm not sure which candidate it is for, but I . . .
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August 19, 2008 04:24 AM EDT --
It was 3 a.m. and Marge, soon to be elected president of her Neighborhood Watch Program, was acting vigilantly waiting for a phone call to see if anyone needed tucking in. Bessie had decided to seek fortune . . .
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October 24, 2008 06:03 PM EDT --
Do you love your country? Michelle Bachman wants to know, as she writes down the criteria that will make every liberal groan. Do you get your information from Foxy News, for it's the best, at giving . . .
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November 19, 2008 10:02 AM EST --
On the roof and looking through my heritage
Someone must be blamed for the reason I am fat
No, not my mom, nor my dad, but way way back
How far it went, records with no pencil, pad or fountain pen . . .
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April 04, 2008 04:16 PM EDT --
The world will end December 23, 2012 at exactly 11:23 p.m. and this will of course spoil Christmas for a lot of people. Getting ready for such an event is like trying to keep bugs out of your garden or . . .
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July 10, 2008 02:10 AM EDT --
Not since the hubbub surrounding Joe Jackson in the 1919 World Series have so many Americans said, 'Say it ain't so.' Many have just refused to believe this and when the Canadian Prime Minister . . .
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July 25, 2008 05:08 PM EDT --
Dreams are incidental, inconsequential and readily believable
And certainly beguiling when my Gather friends come around
Yet last night I dreamed of a round table, I was alone and heard a sound . . .
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September 15, 2008 01:50 PM EDT --
Not to bore you with the meticulous preparations to save Bessie, I will slice right into the drama. It was Saturday and Bessie was to become a ‘prime cut' star. Wilma had been in a cranky mood as . . .
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October 01, 2008 10:22 AM EDT --
It was Saturday night and a half hour before Bessie would jump to stardom. Russell was getting nervous because Wilma was milking Bessie. The restaurant needed more milk to make lattes. Finally she got . . .
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October 09, 2008 02:27 PM EDT --
It was Thursday already as Mr. Murphy stood looking at the coffee pot in his kitchen. He had turned it on, but zip was the perking sound. He jiggled the switch and waiting for something to happen, some . . .
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November 13, 2008 03:03 AM EST --
I was full of...: I'll try to be delectable and not say a crude word with the same number count as snow. I just can't go unless I have the special brand that doesn't tell me I have hemorrhoids. . . .
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